Wednesday, August 15, 2007

My Guangzhou Sleepover

After arriving to the Wuhan airport with just over an hour to spare, I checked into my China Southern flight to Guangzhou with no incident and proceeded to wait around the airport for my flight to take off. It was delayed almost an hour. Finally we arrive in Guangzhou at around 5:25 pm, with my connection leaving at 7:10 pm - I thought to myself, I've been in and out of customs and Immigration in Chicago in under 45 minutes, I can definitely navigate through Guangzhou with almost 2 hours. Not the case.

Me and my two 31kg bags approached the China Southern check-in counter at 6:15 after waiting in the queue, collecting my bags, locating the international terminal, and getting into the correct China Southern line. After putting one bag on the scale, she tells me that I have to pay per Kilo that I'm over, 400 yuan for the bag. We go back and forth about paying for the bag for about 7 -8 minutes with me showing her my connection information for the US and explaining that I didn't pay extra from Wuhan and that she was being ridiculous. She starts trying to tell me that I have to pay for my bags, and I clearly argue that there was no precedent. At that point she starts to ignore me and all of my questions. So I yell, full on, "WO WEN NI YIGE WENTI!!" (I ASKED YOU A QUESTION!) To this she looks shocked and starts rambling in Chinese.

I call for a manger who speaks English and after talking to him, I agree to pay 400 yuan and assume that since both bags weigh the same, I owe 800 yuan. The woman laughs. "You have two bags?? How much? Weigh other bag!" So I put the other bag on the scale and she starts punching the numbers into the calculator and giggles, then shows the girl beside her and the manger and the three of them laugh together. Clearly, I'm pissed so I ask how much I owe and I find out that to get the two bags to Singapore (both under 32 kg) it will cost me 3000 yuan
($400) since my limit is only 20 kg because my connection to the US is not the same day.

At this point I freak out, yell at them that I don't have that kind of money and will need a minute to figure out where I can get it from. I pull out my cellphone and locate my calling card just in time for her to be like "it's 6:25, check in is closed. You cannot get on this flight, you must proceed to the other counter by section J to change your flight to the next one to Singapore: Tomorrow at the same time." Upon hearing this, there was clearly swearing under my breath followed by crying once I realized I'd be stuck in China for another night. After calling everyone in my family to get help, i got everything settled and checking into the airport hotel fro the night.

The hotel was the best part of the whole ordeal. I settled into my room, took a bath, drank a free drink at the bar downstairs and slept on a pillow-top mattress until the Western breakfast in the morning. The next day, I made it safely onto my flight to Singapore after arriving 3 hours early to the check-in gate and kissing good-bye to $400 on the emergency credit card.



Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Zai Jian!

I know that I am way behind on posts and that I still need to cover everything since Hong Kong, but I thought I'd take a minute to describe my surprise at leaving Wuhan tomorrow. Leaving China is a bit like coming to China: I don't have a crazed anticipation for my departure the way I did when going to and from London to study abroad. Instead, I feel as though I have packed up my stuff and will return shortly. I'm not sure if it's because my China adventure has been bookended by Singapore or if I am truly that nonchalant about the whole experience.

This summer was genuinely life changing. Without my triumphs and tribulations in Wuhan, I never would have fully understood my (somewhat distant) ancestral ties to China, and I could have blindly signed onto a position with a company in a Chinese city that I simply am not ready to take on. My eyes have been opened to a new side of the regal, studious and petite people of mainland China, a side that is over looked in movies and is essentially illegal in Singapore. This side of the population is rude, uneducated, ignorant, unsanitary and a number of other adjectives which don't highlight all of the positive attributes of the population. On the other hand, the AIESECers and my students and coworkers at New Oriental are some of the most genuine, interesting, and open-hearted people that I have ever met. I am grateful from the bottom of my heart that I have been given this chance to get a taste of my homeland, but the reality of it all is that I ache for a taste of All-American apple pie.

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Americaland

As Americans, we clearly flock to every Western establishment in China whether the Hard Rock Cafe, Starbucks or the Wuhanese, non-Chinese pieces of home. Jolie, my boss, hangs out with lots of Americans (which is how her English came to be practically spotless), so she told us where to find both pizza and coffee early on.

The pizza place, Giano's, is centrally located a few blocks from the main New Oriental School building and serves pretty decent food. Granted, since the ingredients are hard to find, the pizzas are a bit on the pricey side, but when you crave pepperoni, you need pepperoni. I haven't been since July 4th when the place was filled to the brim with homesick Americans, but Angie and Erin are regulars. They go once or twice a week and devour french fries, sandwiches and pizzas after class.

Mr. Mai's Coffeehouse and Language Club

The real American place where I like to hang out is a coffeehouse and language club that is owned by an American Christian couple from Louisiana, David and Faith McNab (the "Mais"). They came to China on a church trip years ago and decided that they had made enough money from their successful careers as a stockbroker and a nurse that they wanted to give back. They had initially wanted to start a charity organization, but the government blocked it, so instead they started the coffeehouses where all profits go towards helping local children in hospitals. The locations each offer culture nights once a week and encourage patrons to mix and mingle to improve their language skills. Mostly it's foreigners helping locals with their English, but occasionally you hear the uncertain tones of Mandarin wafting from the tables.They serve everything from apple pie and cappuccinos to tacos and milk tea with free wireless internet bundled into the deal. Sure the prices are higher than other places around Wuhan, but you are also helping a kid pay his medical bills with your latte.

David and Faith

When we're homesick, you'll find us at Giano's or Mr. Mai's, and sometimes at one for lunch and at the other for dinner!

Friday, July 27, 2007

Fake Out

Today, Time came home from his latest adventure (this time hanging out with a Chinese engineering student – fascinating, right), waving around a 20 bill. Apparently, the grocery store had given him a fake 20 as part of his change, so he couldn’t buy anything all day because no one would accept it. His fake bill was my first experience with counterfeit money, and it was pretty pathetic. It looked and felt like a double-sided, color photocopy of a 20bill – the two sides weren’t even perfectly matched up. I am pretty surprised that the grocery store accepted it in the first place, but maybe the cashier had realized that she had accidently accepted a fake bill and chose Tim , a foreigner, as the perfect recipient for it since he probably wouldn’t notice right away. On the plus side, he did get a great little souvenir from China for under $3. Granted, by the time Angie and I had returned from dinner, all that was left of his bill was a charred corner where he had clearly been holding the bill to the flame. He let his inner pyromaniac take over…

Thursday, July 26, 2007

"Please buy my flowers"

So we Americans have acquired a new hobby: watching the Flower Girls at work in Hankou. There is a phenomenon in Wuhan's Hankou District known plainly as Flower Girls; they are girls aged 5-10 who attempt to sell flowers to couples, and if the couple stays in the same spot for more than 5 seconds, the little girl wraps herself around the knee of the male and refuses to let go until he buys the wilting flowers from her. Some of the girls are pretty driven and are dragged along until they successfully sell flowers while other girls either never latch on or are easily removed by their victim. We spent approximately 20 minutes watching this spectacle (after Robert screamed like a girl at the sight of them, of course). On this particular afternoon, there were four of them patrolling the same area, so we were able to catch quite a few successful latches, but an equal number of dirty bottoms from where they had been dragged for a few meters.
It's actually really wrong of us to be laughing at all of this since the children are often covered in bruises that they did not receive while on the job, but later at home when their boss lady beats them for not making enough sales. There are so many things in China that are comical on the outside, but really have a harsh and heartbreaking back story. Another example of that is the 8-year-old contortionist who folds herself into a human pretzel not far from the main headquarters of New Oriental. We often see her on a cardboard met near the mall and from time to time she is given food or drink by a sympathizer who cannot stand to see her discomfort and refuses to give her money that she'll never spend herself.
Wuhan is a mystery.

Saturday, July 21, 2007

Galmour Shots

In China, there is this phenomenon that closely resembles shopping mall Glamour Shots of the 1990s. There are tons of boutiques set up all over Wuhan (and the rest of China) where you go in, get your hair and makeup done, and then take pictures in clothes that they provide for you. Since our arrival, we have all been joking about going and getting our pictures taken in traditional Chinese outfits before we leave. Well, Olga left on Friday, July 20th, so we finally took the pictures.
Four of us ended up in the studio: Olga, Erin, Angie and me. Olga dressed herself in a Manchurian style blue outfit, Erin was in a sea foam green qipao, Angie wore a red and black dress in the traditional Han Chinese style, and I wore the orange version of Olga’s outfit. These outfits would have been more varied if Chinese people were built with hips or buts, yet, seeing how that was not the case, Erin’s narrow hips were the only ones that could shimmy into a qipao. Angie’s dress didn’t actually zip up the back, so the ladies in the studio pinned it together with a neon pink scarf and hoped that no one would notice. Me and Olga? Well, we were wearing the traditional Chinese versions of potato sacks, so squeezing in wasn’t really an issue.
After costume selection, we each sat in the magical chair and had our makeup professionally applied and our hair gelled, twisted, prodded, and bee-hived to perfection. One of the makeup artist’s techniques was to match the eye makeup to the color of our dresses. She put white and green on Erin’s dark brown skin; not the best plan. She had to do Erin’s eye makeup twice since between the poor color choices and Erin’s fear of having her eye gauged out, the whole thing was a mess. On my eyes, the orange is less obvious than Olga’s blue, but she did use a Chinese eye technique on me. In China, there is a beauty characteristic that has become prized above others- the double eyelid (which non-Asians have). I guess one of my eyes was not pronounced enough, so she used a thin piece of plastic tape to create a crease. I didn’t realize what she was doing until after the shoot and I was taking my makeup (mostly my neon pink lipstick) off.
In terms of hair, she took my freshly washed and dried hair, combed it with gel and made what can only be described as an ancient Chinese “poof.” Using my somewhat backwards Chinese skills, I explained that I thought it looked a bit strange, and hoped for something different. You may notice that my hair is nice and flat in the final pictures. Also, on my head was a rolled piece of wig and a number of little Chinese braids – two of which create the lovely rattail affect. I got off easy, Olga got 4 or 5 little braids!

Taking the pictures was a feat on its own. The photographer kept telling me to open my eyes more – make them BIGGER, and to close my mouth a bit when I smiled, because a big smile was not attractive. I could see why he wouldn’t want to show his teeth since they were a strange color and all crooked, but every time he gave me the instruction, I would laugh and cause a bigger smile. With Angie, who was dressed more elegantly than the rest of us, he kept telling her to open her mouth for the photos. Not so that we could see her tonsils, but so that she looked more seductive – this process ultimately had the same result as me - laughter. Erin’s (equally ineffective) tactic to get Angie to look seductive was “Imagine I’m Leon (Angie’s boyfriend). Imagine you are taking these pictures for Leon.” He was also big into using props; I had an umbrella, a fan, a basket, a “lucky” Chinese golden nugget, and firecrackers – Erin even had a flute!


Overall, the experience is one that is unforgettable. We paid a mere 88 per person and received 8 Photoshop-ed prints of our choosing (from 20 poses), 2 Photoshop-ed prints of our group poses and a disc with those 10 poses on it. Points of interest: they airbrushed away my freckles, but left my hair out of place. Well, that’s not entirely true… When Erin and Angie went back to the place to pick up our discs, Erin distracted the shop girls and Angie copied the rest of our photos onto a thumb drive. So we cheat a bit? What were they going to do with those photos anyway??

Friday, July 13, 2007

Bountiful Beijing, Baby

With the Girls on the Great Wall of CHINA

I just recently returned from an amazing weekend in Beijing and the whole thing was a nice vacation from the hub-bub and monotony of Wuhan. The trek began with a last minute scramble for tickets only three days before we planned to leave. We ended up enlisting the help of our colleagues at New Oriental to help us find tickets when the travel agents all claimed to be sold out. We ended up spending 430 for soft sleepers on the way to Beijing and 250 for hard sleepers on the way back, all thanks to the powerful name of New Oriental on our side.

Once we prepared to leave we piled into the cab with our backpacks and headed off for the Wuchang train station. I was warned ahead of time that the station was under construction, so thins might be hard to find. “Under construction” was a gross understatement – the train station is actually still being constructed.

The Wuchang Train Station: Note the exposed beams

There was scaffolding up all along the outside, and I could have sworn that the floor was made of packed dirt. We played a quick game of match the characters to figure out which gate our train was leaving from and were off to train security. Security was very harsh: Erin with her mini duffel, Rachel with her large duffel and me with my stuffed backpack sped through, but Tim, with his very small backpack was called out and had to put his bag through the x-ray machine, which no one was actually watching. We arrived at our gate which was directly beside the VIP section and included leather chairs and decorated with flowers. I’m not quite sure why our gate was fancy and others had hard plastic chairs with broken fans. After a stampede to the train, the four of us were finally able to relax in our cabin. The cabin was kind of amazing. It had four beds, which were set up as two bunks and were pillow soft, much better than the wood planks that Tim sleeps on nicely and the box-spring that us girls sleep on. There was a vase with a white flower in it and a pitcher of water sitting on the table between the beds, on the wall was a personalized video screen that played new movies (in Chinese, clearly), and a door that we could close if we felt like it.

Reclining in my top bunk soft bed

Leo Hostel was located on a great shopping street that had so many vendors on each side of the street and a number of other hostels, too. It was kind of funny when we arrived because just about everyone stopped driving, working, talking or to look at Erin, the resident “celebrity” because most Chinese have never seen a black person before. Upon arrival in our hostel in Beijing, Erin and I left with Nina and Olga on a trek to the Great Wall. We had planned on taking the subway to a bus station where we could get to the great wall for 10 a person, but clearly we got lost and ended up taking a taxi. The taxi was a bit like a near death experience because he did not exactly follow basic traffic laws like sticking to just one side of the road and letting vehicles with the green light proceed first.

People all over the Great Wall

Once we actually got to Badaling, it was simply breathtaking. Even in the nearby areas, the landscape was beautiful and the architecture akin to that in the movies. The wall itself was covered in tourists from all over the world, most wearing walking shoes, but some were braving the steep inclines in flip-flops, canvas Chinese shoes, or (as we have begun to affectionately refer to the sparkly heeled sandals popular in China) their Easter Sunday best. People were streaming in both directions along the wall stopping for picture breaks, water breaks or to take a closer look at the wares being peddled on either side. We of course stopped at every vendor to practice our improving bargaining skills; we bought “pee-pee” dolls, scrolls, t-shirts and arm loads of other “must haves” from the wall and the surrounding vendors.

Merchants and shops near the wall

After making our way down the wall and into the tourist section of shops and ATMs, we were rewarded with the first Starbucks that I’d seen since my arrival in China. We rested our legs and reveled in the familiar café atmosphere with our cardboard cups of coffee. Nina, who works at Starbucks back in Ohio, bought all kinds of paraphernalia to show the folks at home in a way that sincerely reminded me of Melissa and me in the HRC Chicago buying retail to show everyone in DC. After Starbucks we commenced our trip back to the city in an unmarked taxi cab for considerably less than we had paid to get out to the wall in the first place.

Upon arrival back at the hostel, Erin and I bid farewell to Nina and Olga and set off for dinner at a nearby hostel, 365 Inn. The two of us inhaled a couple of cheeseburgers and were quickly off to find our next bargain on the market street where we were staying. We found lots of expensive gifts, and just as our frustration reached its pinnacle, we stumbled into yet another t-shirt shop. Erin, who was sick of being poked, prodded and photographed by strangers all day long was surprised to see a two year old hurl herself at Erin’s legs and hug them tightly. A grin spread across Erin’s face as the little girl left and returned with a small t-shirt in her hand and held it up to Erin. Once she noticed me, she toddled back to the storeroom and returned with another small t-shirt for me to inspect. The two of us returned the t-shirts, but were enthralled with the little girl who was now busying herself with a screwdriver and some electrical wire. Between her hugs and calling me “A’yi,” auntie in Mandarin, I was reluctant to leave the overpriced store without a purchase, but in the end, the cuteness of the daughter did not override the indulgent prices. We didn’t see the little girl again until we were talking our final walk down the alleyway on our last day all packed up for the train station. Erin told me to look to my right, and sure enough, the little girl was in her mom’s arms, holding her arms to me and saying “A’yi!!” I’m telling you, that toddler won my heart for Beijing more than the Forbidden City, Tiananmen Square, Temple of Heaven and Summer Palace combined, but that is another story all together.

After wandering the market street, Erin, Tim and I decided to sign up for a tour from the 365 Inn that went to the Forbidden City, Tiananmen Square, Temple of Heaven and Summer Palace, covered entrance fees, transportation and provided an English speaking tour guide. We met with Jennifer our tour guide at 7:30 the next morning and the four of us began our tour. We piled into a small white van and headed off to the Temple of Heaven. Jennifer was a bit of a crack up; she asked us if any of us had studied Chinese history, so I let her know that I had a general idea of the history. For every bit of information that she decided to share with us, obscure or obvious, she would turn to me and ask if I knew of it, which wouldn’t have been so bad if they weren’t questions like, “Do you know the color associated with favorite concubine of the fifth emperor of the Tang dynasty?” Pretty much every question was answered with, “uh, I don’t think so,” so she’d turn to Tim and Erin and ask them, after they started the tour by saying they knew nothing of Chinese history.

Anyway, we arrived at the Temple of Heaven at 8am and were delighted to see a new Chinese pastime that wasn’t ping pong or badminton, but a happy hybrid of the two. Erin ended up trying to play with a couple of old ladies who had a mean volley going before we arrived, but her backhand was nothing compared to the swings that the ladies had mastered. Also on the temple grounds were scores of people practicing Tai Qi, walking briskly, and, of course, playing ping pong. One of the chambers in the Temple of Heaven featured both Echo Stones and a Speaking Wall. The Echo Stones were pretty cool and completely unintentional. If a person stands on the third stone from thesteps, and claps one time, the echo will ring three times, on the second stone it rings twice and on the first stone it echoes once. Erin tried and was pretty successful; her first stone echo was louder than the rest.

Erin clapping

The Speaking Wall, however, is like a less effective version of the Whispering Wall in the mezzanine of St. Paul’s Cathedral in London. The idea is that if one person stands on one end of the circular wall and speaks to it, the person on the other end should be able to hear what was said. When it didn’t work, the tour guide blamed it on the weather. After our allotted 45 min at the temple and Erin accidently bargaining some hacky sacks down to 5 for 10 , we were piled into the van and off to the Forbidden City and Tiananmen Square.

Tiananmen Square was a bit surreal. Having had seen pictures from the protests in 1989, it was strange to see families, school groups and individuals enjoying the afternoon. Kites were flying high in the sky and umbrellas were everywhere shielding the evil sunrays. In the center of the square is Mao’s mausoleum (which was closed for cleaning) and off to the side is some kind of legislative building (I think, by this point I had pretty much zoned out the tour guide). On the far side of the square was a building with a countdown to the Opening Ceremony of the 2008 Olympic Games that Jennifer pointed to and asked us, “Do you know that in 2008 the Olympics will be here, in Beijing?” Erin (being a jerk) responded with, “What? Really?? I had no idea!!” Jennifer, of course, took this as her queue to explain that the Olympics were, in fact, going to be in Beijing and that the Chinese were very proud. After the three of us regained composure, Erin finally cut her off and explained that we did know. After a few more giggles, we followed her teal umbrella to the main gate of the Forbidden City (apparently the portrait of Mao is replaced every year on the anniversary of the founding of the PRC).

Tiananmen Square

The Forbidden City was a sea of tourists, mostly school groups, but wall to wall with tourists. During the fifteen minutes that it took for Jennifer to get our tickets, Erin and Tim had countless pictures taken of them with or without another person beside them. I have included some of the best pictures as examples. The obvious question is “What will they do with these pictures now that they have them??”

The Forbidden City itself is really remarkable. It’s easy to imagine the emperors of centuries past wandering the grounds and the complete isolation that they felt day to day without being able to leave. Unfortunately, one of the main buildings was under renovation or refurbishment so there was scaffolding covering it but it was painted to look like the building underneath. With Jennifer, the Forbidden City was a fountain of obscure questions like “Do you know why the tops of buildings have different numbers of animals on them?” or “Do you know what this building was used for in the Ming dynasty?” It’s hard to explain the vast beauty of the palace; from the worn bricks underfoot to the red tiles on the roofs, the city can’t help but remind you what just how young you are in comparison with the extensive Chinese history that is being forgotten everyday. On a humorous note, within the walls of the Forbidden City I was hit square in the head with an umbrella once and hit in the shoulder and brushed by with umbrellas more times than I can count. Unfortunately, for our caffeine levels, Jennifer managed to disregard our request for the Starbucks in the Forbidden City and ushered us out to the street.

An Imperial Building...

Tangent: In Beijing, the peddlers see tourists and run at them like a mob and don’t really let up until you are out of range of their turf or you buy something. So when we exited the Forbidden City and walked down a nearby street, we were approached by a number of ladies who were selling goods at the stores lining the sidewalk. Tim, after observing Erin and me throw absurdly low prices at them, yelped like a little girl and took off running down the street when an old lady tried to sell him a silk purse. Tim, by the way, is 6’3 and roughly 200 lbs.

We took a brief lunch at a buffet style restaurant and were off to the Summer Palace. Before even entering the complex, I bought 50 postcards for 10 ; this was a good start. Honestly, by the time we started wandering the grounds, every building looked the same, since the ancient Chinese styles only differ slightly from dynasty to dynasty to the untrained eye. One of the best things that I saw was the Long Corridor which is (clearly a corridor) outside and runs along the waterfront for 2,388 ft and is decorated with 14,000+ intricate paintings. Each painting correlated with a well known Chinese story, like the Monkey King and Dream of the Red Chamber. It was pretty phenomenal to see a story I had read for school unfold in illustrations along the beams.


The Long Corridor

Also in the Summer Palace was an enclosed square that was once open to the rest of the compound until one of the final royals of the Qing dynasty was imprisoned there by his own family. Standing inside the square, you can actually see through a window to where bricks were laid to keep him in. The heir committed suicide for obvious reasons. All of this is not out of a history book, but the tour guide’s answer to her question of, “so who knows why this square is special?” After the square of doom, we took a boat to the other side of the lake, and fled the grounds as it started to rain.

The Ox that guards the palace from floods

The next part of the tour was the bit that Erin and I were most excited for: scheduled shopping at the pearl market, silk market and a teahouse. I can sum up the experience in 3 words: NOT SO MUCH. The “markets” were actually high end manufacturers and retailers where the tour guide received a commission on all of our purchases and we were required to stay in each location for at least 30 minutes. Erin and I almost got guilt-ed into buying some pearls, Tim bought a silk tie, and I dropped 120 on some lychee green tea and rosebuds at the teahouse. The teahouse was the only place that was actually interesting. While each location has a small demonstration of how pearls were harvested or how to make silk blankets, the teahouse was the most rewarding, and consumed twenty minutes. We tried the lychee rose water green tea first, followed by jasmine tea and finished up with some strong oolong. The teas were all really good, and there was less pressure to buy than at the other places. We were, of course, irritated that we had been used as the tour guide’s own personal money makers, and returned home in foul moods.

To turn those frowns upside down, the three of us treated ourselves to American food at the HRC with a nice little discount on food (damn the retail shops that are simply not interested in helping me out). The place was pretty cool, and Tim sang his heart out to “Dark Africa” before we found our way out. Once outside, Erin and I were again drawn to the man selling jewelry and Tim was again sprinting down the block after an old woman approached him. Really, though, who can blame Tim? I would have been running down the block and yelling for us to follow if an old Chinese woman with very few teeth approached me and said, “Hello. Would you like massage? Make love to a beautiful woman?” then smiled at me with a jack-o-lantern grin. Tim’s response was “OH, GOD, NO!” followed by “Erin! Kelsey! Help! Let’s gooooooo!!”

The next morning Rachel rejoined us after a trek to the Great Wall the day before and we were off for the real Silk Market that she and Ben had discovered two days prior. Rachel’s sense of direction is, regrettably, awful. After about 45 min of wandering the streets, we gave in and asked some tourists where to go. They pointed us towards the Pearl Market instead and we were off. We finally arrived, Starbucks in hand, nearly two hours later, but it was completely worth it. We used every technique from “but we’re teachers from Wuhan” to sending me in first to Erin’s “I’m planning my wedding and these wallets are for all of my bridesmaids – Tim, honey, do you think the girls would like these?” Tim sunk his teeth into a 75 Transformer belt buckle as soon as we arrived and Rachel was unable to decide if 20 was too much to pay for jewelry boxes, but overall, it was a good time. Rachel is the opposite style of shopper than me. I will pick a price and if I can get them to it, I’ll buy it, and probably two or three if I can get a further discount. Rachel will pick a price that is almost insultingly low, then decide that she set her price too high if they come down to it. She ultimately ended up with 4 scarves and 2 dolls after our many hours of shopping. She did make a final attempt at bargaining as we arrived on our market street. She had been hoping to buy one of the many kites that have been on sale across the city. Rachel set her sights on a frog kite, but the price of course was too much. So she moved onto plan B: finding a flaw in the product and focusing on it until the seller gives you your desired price. After a few minutes of fussing, I turn around to hear an exasperated Rachel saying (on the verge of yelling) with arms flailing, "It's too expensive!! It only has 3 legs! It's MISSING a LEG!" Needless to say, we went back to Wuhan without a kite, but with a pretty good story.

Leo's Hostel

That’s pretty much the trip to Beijing. After we finished buying everything in Beijing, we packed up our stuff, grabbed a bite to eat and headed off to the train station. The Beijing station has the same made rush of people and mob-like mentality that we experienced in Wuhan, but this time with AC. We were all pretty worried about our hard beds, but they were actually pretty good. The mattresses were a bit thinner than the soft beds, but the biggest change was that there were 3 beds on each wall, rather than the typical 2 bed bunks in the soft bed. This meant that we were able to watch two Chinese men in slacks and button-downs scale the wall of cabin, Spiderman-style, to get to their beds at the very top. Also different was the lack of a door to our cabin. This allowed every person walking to the bathroom (which was beside us) to look into our room and gawk at Erin asleep on the middle bed. It was also key in disturbing our sleep as people ran to the sinks to spit phlegm while making the disgusting sound that occurs during that process – gross, right? Oh, and the toilet made this awful howling sound every time it was flushed, so Erin legitimately dreamt about elephants. We arrived safely, fought to get into a taxi and all promptly took naps when we arrived back at home.

Erin and Rachel squished into their middle bunks